Five easy (and effective) tips to lose your job

Include the following easy to learn traits in your personality, and get rid of your job (in almost no time!):

  • Amicability – Be nice and just have a good time – Enjoy the office parties to the fullest. Drink the free alcohol, throw up and dance to the tunes of ‘Crazy bitch’
  • Communication skills – Every morning, make sure you talk to your boss, and tell him how your life sucks cz you have to come to work every morning
  • Desire to get more – See it? Want it? Take it! After all it’s YOUR work place (Kleptomania is just a fancy word, and who carries a thesaurus these days?)
  • Relax – Take a deep breath and just relaaaaaaaaax. Catch up on your beauty sleep. Want it to work faster? Make sure your boss is looking!
  • Punctuality – That’s one thing you have to stay away from! Show up late and leave early

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