My dear laptop,

I know this e-mail might piss the crap out of you, but I couldn’t hide it anymore. There are some things I want you to know…

By how I have been treating you from last few days, you should have a fair idea that something is going on in my mind. The time when I picked you, you seemed to be pretty strong and reliable. That’s why I went ahead and let you be a part of my life – an indispensable part indeed. But only after one year you have changed. So much so, that I am sitting here writing this letter to you.

You have lost all the things that attracted me to you. Your nine cell battery is dead now. You don’t even have back up for a minute. So you are no more portable. I can’t take you anywhere, cz you need to be plugged into the wall all the time. Not only that, you don’t even look the same anymore. The cover for the dvd player has come off. It looks like you have lost a body part. Even if I ignore that, I still miss other things about you.

Like, I miss pressing your left click button! I still remember the day when I pressed it for the last time and it got stuck – never returned to its original position after that. Even today my eyes become teary when I look at that stuck button. I also miss the days when you didn’t have mood swing issues. Do you remember the time when I could just do what I wanted to, run several applications at the same time, and visit ten different web pages? And you… you never had a problem. You were fast and capable of handling all the surprises. But now – you PMS! You throw random bloodhound detection warnings on me. And how can I forget your rude “Out of Disk Space” warning?

And what was up with temporarily effing up my ‘F’ key last month?

What is your deal?

All I want to say is that I still love you. And I want us to be happy together, once again. Just like how we were in the beginning. Tell me baby, what can I do to fix it?

Love.

11 thoughts on “

  1. I have full sympathy with your laptop, unfortunately not with you…he must be thinking..who the hell is using me..I really wish if I could inform him initially(at the time of purchase) that you are not in habit of stick to one thing.. 😛

  2. I have full sympathy with your laptop, unfortunately not with you…he must be thinking..who the hell is using me..I really wish if I could inform him initially(at the time of purchase) that you are not in habit of stick to one thing.. 😛

  3. @Prateek: Thank you thank you 🙂 I appreciate your comments, and look forward to more!!
    @Jon: haha thats how the world functions 😛

  4. It sounds like a little TLC along the way may have helped this relationship! And a little time and effort will save it! Of course one day you will just replace it with a better and younger model 😛

  5. hahahahaha…lolzzzz

    ol da feelings poured out…amazing

    Hey sowmyatta…dis one is tooooo gd..gurl, m nw a regular visitor to ya blog nd m njoying it…keep up dat wrk…

    cheers!!!

  6. Lol thanks girls..
    @Payal: u still have to get back to me with details 😛
    @Bhavyatta: It's funny that u found this post funny but still got scared haha
    @Anshuman: reformatting won't help… What will I do with the broken dvd cover, battery, mousepad? 😦 for the guys thing – ppint to be noted 😛 lol

  7. i have a suggestion…just re-format ur computer!…and it will be just like how it was in the beginning…

    now..do u wish u had some sort of stuff like tht for guys too 😛 ?

  8. That is sooo cool dee!!! Because of the same reason i switched from our stupid, dumb and super duper slow table computer to the laptop!!!! and now your blog scares me!!! but it still is funny!!!

  9. Dude…this is too funny…n it also reminds me that soon i wudnt hav my laptop as i hav quit my job n m gonna miss it soooooo much…have too many memories with it!

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